- Helena Bonham Carter (via rauchwolken)
[CRASHES THROUGH YOUR DOOR] HEY [RIPS OFF SHIRT] YOUNGBLOOD [RUNS TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN] DOESN’T IT FEEL [SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE] LIKE [JUMPS OUT YOUR WINDOW] OUR [CRASHES THROUGH YOUR WALL] TIME [SWINGS FROM A CEILING FAN] IS [JUMPS ON YOUR BED] RUNNING OUT [CRIES]
If you want to smile, though, remember that on Patrick’s 24th birthday, the band hired a girl to give him a lap dance so he excused himself to the bathroom where he texted Pete that he appreciated the gift and all but to “please send home the nice girl.”
Wishing everybody a safe, happy Thanksgiving. Relatives are best paired with copious amounts of wine.